Revised House Rules for Dogs
#1. The dog is not allowed in the house. #2. OK, the dog is allowed in the house but certain
rooms are off limits. #3. If the dog is going to have the run of the house, he must learn to stay off the furniture. #4. The
dog is allowed to sleep in his chair only. #5. All right, the dog can sleep wherever he wants but not on the bed. #6. The
dog is allowed on the bed only when invited. #7. If the dog is going to sleep in bed all the time, he must sleep on top of
the covers. #8. The dog can sleep under the covers only when its really cold. #9. OK, the dog can sleep under the covers every
night. #10. If humans are going to sleep under the covers, they must get the dogs permission.